Monday, March 4, 2013

THE PITCHMAN'S PISH

All one need do is listen, not even carefully, to various presentations from the pitchman in chief, to add to the JFNA Lexicon a whole bunch of meaningless jargon. Here are the latest, sent to me by a FOB who shall, of course, remain nameless:


JFNA Bullshit Buzz Word Bingo


Robust
Unpack
Bold
Focus
Leverage
Strategic
Comprehensive
Rich
Partnership
Capacity
Deliverable
Push envelope
Drill down
Synergy
Win-Win
Value
Engagement
Seamless



















You are free of course to add to the list. For example, here's one phrase with no meaning used over and over and over again: Global Planning Table.

Rwexler

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